Susanholmes777, 52

Cute TG in SF seeks shy, awkward nerd Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Hi there! I'm Susan, I'm mtf transgendered and I'm looking to meet a nerdy guy for something rather unique.

This site keeps deleting my descriptions, so instead of talking about what I'm looking for first I'll talk about the kind of person I am instead. Bear with me, ok?

First off, I'm a great catch, ok? Really

I'm very intelligent and I'm attractive, too. I have a great sense of humor and I'm educated and well-read enough that I'll usually get your jokes. I'm a good cook, I have musical talent, I can keep up and contribute to conversations on obscure topics and I don't have to be right about everything. I have great taste in beer, I'm more than 4:20 friendly and I don't have any hard drug habits.

I dress well, I take care of myself physically and most people are a bit shocked when they find out how old I am. I'm fantastic in bed and can do things to and with you that you've only imagined in your wildest fantasies. In the context of a relationship I don't play stupid games, make a guy guess what I'm thinking and feeling or pull passive-aggressive garbage to get my own way.

I'm also emotionally stable, comfortable in my own skin and relatively sane. Ever heard "Sexy, Smart or Sane: Choose two?" I'm the exception.

I'm humble, too, hah. Seriously, nobody's perfect but if you're into slighty dorky transgendered goth chicks I'm your girl.

So, if I'm so awesome, what am I doing here?

I've written the following paragraph I don't know how many times and I can't make it seem anything other than depressing. I assure you: I am not depressed!

I moved to SF a year and a half ago. Folks don't like trans out here very much, the job market stinks and I've only managed to get part-time work. My transition has slid backwards and I've lost most of the ground I've gained since '05.

I've no desire to be an escort or find a sugar daddy, but I need to get my life back on track. I'm looking for someone of the nerd persuasion who is willing to help me with hair removal, hair replacement, breast augmentation and maybe some facial surgery over the course of the next 2-3 years.

What you get is me moving in with you, cooking, cleaning, dealing with pets and so on. Basically, I'll be your amazing girlfriend that suddenly dropped from space on day.

I do work - I can contribute and take care of my own basic needs except for all this medical stuff. I'm looking for nerdy guys because I love nerdy guys and they're usually smart enough to get that this isn't really all that. People did things like this for centuries.

When the work is done, who knows? Two years is a long time for me to get accustomed to being with somebody and you'll be the guy who helped make my dreams come true. I'm not getting bottom surgery so one of the things you like isn't gong away.

As the start of relationships go, that ain't so bad.

So, yeah. If you're a nerdy guy who has always wanted to be in a relationship with someone like me, here's your chance to do it without the wrist-biting awkwardness of courtship rituals,

Still reading? Write me. Let's get together and talk about it.

Love is the law, love under will.