Dcbalternitive, 52

I am a five foot six inch tall, thirty-six year old caucasian male of average physique. I am employed with a good though not particularly inspiring part time job in the arts which affords me a small though comfortable condo which I share with my best friend (A bit of a diva) and five spoiled cats. I don't drink, smoke or indulge in drugs (Nor do I own a cell phone). I love to read and am interested in many genres and subjects. For fun I frequently spend my time either at the local cafe drawing, going out dancing at the nearby alternative/goth night club, swim at the gym and/or crew on two rag tag sailboats. For the most part I have a decent life one I'm quite happy with except for one thing and that is simply I'm single.

Oh sure it is easy to meet women who are nice, interesting and physically attractive. What is hard is to discover if they, if any, are a match. After all the face we wear in public is merely a humble mask hiding our most compelling peculiarities.

Thus I confess that while my life is quite unexciting, drama free and rather benign my imagination and many of my interests are anything but. Simply put I'm a DEVIANT as are most of my friends and the woman I seek as a partner, muse and life companion should fit into this category as well. On the surface she would be interesting, clever, imaginative, and esoteric. While underneath she would, like me, have a fondness for the morbid and macabre expressing a desire to to explore the darkest recesses of the mind creatively through writing, art and intimate scene play.

Hence IDEALLY if you the reader are a SINGLE, healthy (No drugs or 'smokes'), intelligent, responsible, monogamous minded, playfully submissive woman with burlesque curves (Complete with burlesque wardrobe) in Chicago between the ages of twenty-six and forty-two who enjoysart, 'dark' comedy, theatrical magic, grand guignol, vampire lore, horror/gore movies as well as speculative fiction feel free to write and elaborate about your