Chrisgixx, 42

forty-something guy who has let his existential nihilism come to define him. I don't think I truly "enjoy" anything any more.
I do have some cool stories, I guess. Feel free to ask me about the time I was attacked by a muskrat in the dead of night on the middle of a suburban street -like- a kilometer from the nearest body of water. Or you can ask me about the time I saw a toddler get smoked by a Shriner on a mini-bike (the kid was alright.) I actually have zero secrets and will answer any literally question you may have about me or my life.
If you bother to look further into this profile you shoULd probably consider all of my likes and interests as things I used to like and used to be interested in but now just do as a means of killing time while I wait to die.
Speaking of dying, I almost did that back in '19. I've got fewer than 20 years left in me as a result.
I think I'm just looking for someone to commiserate with.