I've been to Paradise... But I've never been to Whitby! Although I imagine that the people who do go to Whitby are rather dull, conventional types. Anyway, welcome to my little corner of Hell, thank you for looking. I probably shouldn't be here as I am a bit old and I'm not into the "lifestyle" but then I see it more of an outlook and an attitude. I'm a bit of a teenager mentally (without the the mobile phones, the overhead POV headshot photos taken on an i-thingie or imaginary friends on Facec*nt). I'm always tired and irritable and have been since I was about 18. Due to politicians, I occasionally suffer outbursts of tourette's syndrome. Who needs the Vagina Monologues? If you want to hear a c--- talking, just listen to Prime Minister's Questions! I have a 'Happy-go-----yourself' attitude to life . A friend of mine has described me as a 'glass half broken' type of person. When I was at school, a friend of mine and I used to play ouija board and it was always Hitler who replied. Perhaps he has been assigned to answer queries in the spirit world's call centre? I'm old enough to remember you could go to a gig and get stabbed and still have change from 2/6. Therefore I don't go to gigs, as I much prefer dead music to live, as most bands are s--- live. It's safer! Musically I like punk (Stranglers, Damned, Siouxie, etc.) as well as what most people call "classical music", though I prefer the Romantic period as well as 20th Century, some Baroque and some Medieval. When a band produces an album that is described as 'seminal', does that mean the critics wanked all over it? When I am planning world dominat... over a nice cup of tea and a Kit-Kat or perhaps a piece of cherry cake, I enjoy listening to the music of Richard Wagner and Franz Liszt. When I am not planning world dominat..., I am still drinking tea(as you see, tea is the constant here) while taking comfort in the thought that one day we will be dead and none of this will matter. See? Who ever said I never loo